Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes

Captain Ghost
And all his crew,
Let me crack
A joke on you!

Like all other occasions, Halloween also has its fair share of jokes and jesting. Here we have some really cool Halloween jokes for you. Enjoy these witty one-liners and share them with your friends in WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter etc. If Captain Ghost makes a visit, don’t be scared. Share these with him. He’ll love it too.

Here are some happy Halloween Jokes for you. Hope you will like them.

Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no body to love

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos.

The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?
A coffin.

What do you call a witch’s garage?
broom closet.

Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind.

Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

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