halloween one liners

halloween one liners


1)Q: What are the days of the vampire week?

A:Moonday, Toothday, Veinsday, Thirstday, and Frightday.

2)Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?

A: A guy with very high blood pressure

3)Q: What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?

A: A blood vessel

4)Q: Why are vampires stupid?

A: Because they are all suckers.

5)Q: Why are vampire jokes bad?

A: Because they are a pain in the neck

6)Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite

7)Q: What type of pet dog do vampire’s like the best?

A: Bloodhounds

8)Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

A: A stake sandwich

9)Q: Where does a vampire have lunch?

A: At the casketaria

Halloween One Liners

10)Q: What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?

A: Fly by night operations

11)Q: Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?

A:He couldn’t find any doolb.

12)Q: Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?

A: He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop through

its heart because steaks were too expensive.

13)Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?

A: They have bat breath

14)Q: What is a vampire’s favorite sport?


15)Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a werewolf?

A:A fur coat that fangs around your neck…

16)Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

A: Fangsgiving…

17)Q: What is Transylvania?

A:Vampire’s terror-tory.

18)Q:Where does a vampire water ski?

A: On Lake Erie.

19)Q: Why was the Baby vampire scared to go to the bathroom?

A: Because he was scared of the light.

20)Q: Where do vampires store their money?

A: In a blood bank.

Halloween One Liners

21)Q: What does a vampire fear most?

A: Tooth decay.

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